Watching
"Hi."
Coming soon to iPhone
Goblin sees you.
GobLynne lives in your phone. She watches you scroll. She's not happy.
109full days a year, staring at a 6-inch rectangle.
"You could've learned Mandarin. You watched Subway Surfers clips instead."
She has five faces. You're going to see all of them.
Most apps give you charts. We gave you an accountability buddy in a floral shower cap. She judges. She panics. She sleeps. She wins.
Judging
"Mm."
Sleeping
"Mmh."
Panicking
"Found you. Breathe."
Smug
"I take some credit."
How she does it.
Three things. That's the whole product. Cut the rest.
The streak
Days she's been off your back.
One number on a home screen. It only grows if you stayed under your cap and beat your cravings. Break it and she resets. Honestly, gently, no shame — but she'll remember.
UNHOOKED
47
DAYS UNHOOKED
The panic button
"Get me. I'm slipping."
One tap when the craving hits. She panics with you, not at you. Sixty seconds of paced breathing, three rotating reframes, a binary outcome at the end. Even the losses get logged — that's how she learns your weak windows.
BREATHE WITH ME
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The brain timeline
She narrates your recovery.
Day 1: withdrawal. Day 14: sleep comes back. Day 30: focus returns. Day 90: rewired. The science is real. The voice is hers. "You slept through the night. I take some credit."
YOUR BRAIN
DAY 14 · UNLOCKED
Sleep is back
The early days.
From the first hundred people who let GobLynne live in their phone.
★★★★★
"I hired GobLynne to yell at me. Day 92. Sleep, gym, life — all back."
— Maya R.
★★★★★
"She popped up at 1:47am and said 'don't.' I didn't."
— Daniel K.
★★★★★
"6 hrs → 1.5 hrs. She's annoying. It works."
— Priya S.
Bail her out.
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